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Oh, hello. Last time you saw me, I was in the Rusturf Tunnel, yes? Well, I figured I'd take the week off and spend some time down here in the sun. As well as buying a few bottles of Soda Pop.
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Okay, so that's a bit more than a "few". It's good stuff.
Look back up.
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Where are you? You're on Route 111, on a bike, with the pokemon trainer you wish you could train pokemon like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it. It's two pokemon that you love.
THE POKEMON ARE NOW LEGENDARIES.
Anything is possible when you train pokemon like me.
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Trainer hill, huh? Sounds like fun.
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Wench! Thou shalt suffer for thine impudence! Sigmund walks where he pleases!
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As it turns out, I can't just walk where I please, as proved by two big burly security types who "escorted" me from the building. This nearby house, it looks like a good place to kill and hide a few corpses.
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Indeed, sir. I am not an escaping mental patient, either.
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Battles? I would only be too happy to oblige.
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This'll be quick, I promise.
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What'd I say?
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Uhoh, alarm up! I got to finish these chumps before they decide that calling the fuzz might be a good idea.
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But hung like a horse.
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Your husband is weak, woman.
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So are you.
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Lay it on me, I can take it.
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Little girl, this is serious business. Move aside, so that I might battle someone more serious.
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I don't think so, darling.
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No, this is a horrible dream. YES, of course you just lost.
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Oh, come on now. I'm all for beating up the weak and defenceless, but an old woman?
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Man, doing you will be like sticking my meat into a barrel of sandpaper, I can tell.
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Doesn't mean it won't be over in a minute.
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Yes... I'll visit a while. Tell me, are any of you knowledgable about... knives?
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I got clocked by a bicycle cop.
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I was intending to go to the beach again, do some fishing and perhaps catch a water-type.
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Lady luck, be kind.
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Spoon. Well, first wild means I catch it or let it go.
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In homage to Jarred's Mr. Fish. For more info, check out thepunchlineismachismo.com, and read the entire comic series. Good for a laugh.
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This looks like a good place to ditch my failiure of a pokemon. Apparently, it can't even swim.
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I'll remember that... but probably not.
Back to Route 111, I find...
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I will now star in the smash-hit, "One night in Gabby". Naturally, it will be Adults Only. Beware, front row may get moist and wind up looking like glazed donuts.
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The sexiest beast you'll see for the rest of your life, whore.
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Some people call me that.
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Director's Commentary? Sweet, sure.
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One word, huh? Well, I will talk about...
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Your anus knows that feeling, Gabby. You ain't gonna poop right for a week, at best.
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Really? It'll probably be pay-per-view.
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Suddenly, a sandstorm out of nowhere? Looks like I'll have to detour a bit.
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CABLE CARS
I FUCKING LOVE CABLE CARS
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, I NEED TO RIDE THE CABLE CARRRR
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YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO MEEEEEEE
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THE CABLE CAR CALLS OUT TO MEEEE, IT NEEEDS MEEEE
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IT SCREAMS FOR ME TO COME AND LUBRCATE IT, LET ME PAAAAAS!
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK!
Another detour. Once I beat one off to the thought of the CaaAAAAABLE CAAAAAR
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Would you kindly...
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Huzzah!
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Oh lawd, she's ugly now. At the soonest time, I will have her renamed to "Olga".
And with that...
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Everyone's at least level 20! Hooray! Congratulations, all! Celabratory fap!
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Yes, you. If it's drugs, I want a share.
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So, no drugs, then?
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No. Keep your not-drugs. meatstick.
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An old lady has offered me a room for the night. How sweet.
The next day...
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Here wee go, word of my sexual prowess will go nation-wide!
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It was the huge bulge on my lycra pants, right?
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Take it in the cornhole... at least, that's what you did, hur hur.
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Wait, what?
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Well, I won't argue the dominating bit, but I don't recall doing that battle. That's not even me doing that battle, it's the cameraman wearing a wig.
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I do try.
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Toots, any woman who got done like I did you would feel demoralized, it was that amazing.
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Please, only the hot ones.
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Only you know just how deep, Gabby. Oh yeah.
Moving on...
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Wait... jesus fudge, I'm missing a kidney! That sly old woman!
...
Oh well. I don't need it.
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Oh, look. New conquest... and a lot of ash. Everywhere.
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Not a particularly remarkable conquest, this one.
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Hm. That lump looks suspicious...
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Ah! Ninjas!
Good thing I'm real pro at beating the spoon out of ninjas.
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...I doubt they had Pokedexes back then.
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Another ninja? Really, this is going too fa-
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Oh, alright. So it wasn't a ninja, but an item instead. That is fine.
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So close... I can almost taste i-
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JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE
If that marill had decided to actually attack that turn, instead of growling, oh boy.
But it didn't, so that's okay.
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And here wee are! I need to take a nap (Murdering a family of four and then going all the way on a reporter takes it out of you) so I'll leave it here for today.