What did Batman say to Robin, to get him to get in the car?

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So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

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How do you confuse a blonde?

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange.
You: Are you an orange?

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What's green and has wheels?

A woman takes a bath and hears a knock at her door. She wonders who it can be.
She calls

"Who is it"

and man replies:

"Its the blind man"

well, she thinks to herself, theres no point getting dressed ill go she what he needs.

she answers the door

The man says:

"Nice tits, now where do you want your blinds?"

so superman is bored one day, and he decides to fly around because he has nothing to do. as he's flying around the city, he sees wonder woman lying down naked. he thinks to himself, i could fly down and do her. so that's what he does. flying away triumphant, he thinks, that's the best sex i ever had. wonder woman goes "what was that?" and the invisible man on top of her goes "i don't know, but my asshole really hurts..."


is joke!