theEvilOne
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Who wants to help me?
Alright, so this is something I've never tried before, but I want to see if anyone's down to do this...
Recently one of my very good friends (his name is Christian) has, it would seem, been ignoring and/or avoiding me. I text him to see if he wants to hang out; no reply. I send him a comment on Facebook; he replies, I reply, then he never replies again and nothing good comes out of it. I don't know what the fudge is up with him as wee've been best friends for a few years now and for him to suddenly just stop talking to me at all is confusing the god damn fudgeing spoon out of my donkey.
All in all, I was about to send him a very "nice" message on Facebook to see if that would get his attention. So wee come to what this thread holds in store; if someone here needs to rant or let out their anger, now's you're chance. I'm in a pretty decent mood right now so if I just sent him a message myself it probably wouldn't be very offensive (trust me, the more offensive it is, the more likely he'll find it amusing and reply to it--the guy is a sick mother fudgeer, and pretty racist too). So if you're up to it, reply with a "nice" (very offensive, in truth) message to him in this thread, asking why he hasn't been talking to me and what the fudge is up. If it's good enough I'll send him the message and wee'll see if it works. Oh, and to get some motivation going, I'll give some E-pigs to someone who replies with a decent message (how much is a lot? I'll give you that much).
tl;dr: My best friend has been avoiding me, please reply with a rant to my friend Christian, asking him why he's not been talking to me recently (make it offensive and/or racist). You will recieve E-pigs if it's good enough.
P.S. He's a pretty big fat white dude who's fluent in German and is extremely racist and almost legally has Tourette's. Maybe that will help. Oh, and he likes playing Diablo II, WoW, and Halo III. I don't know why that would be important, but who knows, right?
My Daleks, just understand this; if you choose death and destruction, then death and destruction will choose you.
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(This post was last modified: 11/05/2010 06:10 PM by theEvilOne.)
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| 11/05/2010 06:09 PM |
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RE: Who wants to help me?
to be honest, it sounds like you know this guy well enough to know what to do.
I wouldn't worry if he's been silent for some time... he'll probably start talking if you're not harassing him. :P
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| 11/05/2010 06:37 PM |
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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RE: Who wants to help me?
It's called PMS. Don't worry, he's Christian.
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| 11/05/2010 07:58 PM |
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Vacui Natale
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RE: Who wants to help me?
Well here goes...
HEY!! double you tee eff IS UP WITH YOU, YOU FAT RACIST PIECE OF Spoon!! WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING YOUR FRIEND?!! ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY NOT TO TALK TO HIM OR SOMETHING, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!?
That's the best I can do...
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theEvilOne
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RE: Who wants to help me?
(11/05/2010 08:08 PM)Vacui Natale Wrote: Well here goes...
HEY!! double you tee eff IS UP WITH YOU, YOU FAT RACIST PIECE OF Spoon!! WHY HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING YOUR FRIEND?!! ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY NOT TO TALK TO HIM OR SOMETHING, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!?
That's the best I can do...
Too late! I already messaged him as I thought this thread was done with. Here's what happened:
Anyways, I'll send some Piggies your way sick demented or whoever you are. How much you want?
Also, I lol'd @ pocky shelf.
My Daleks, just understand this; if you choose death and destruction, then death and destruction will choose you.
(This post was last modified: 11/05/2010 08:20 PM by theEvilOne.)
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Vacui Natale
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RE: Who wants to help me?
(11/05/2010 08:19 PM)theEvilOne Wrote: Anyways, I'll send some Piggies your way sick demented or whoever you are. How much you want?
You don't have to give me any E-pigs. I just did it for no reason lol
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Vacui Natale
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RE: Who wants to help me?
(11/05/2010 08:28 PM)theEvilOne Wrote: (11/05/2010 08:25 PM)Vacui Natale Wrote: (11/05/2010 08:19 PM)theEvilOne Wrote: Anyways, I'll send some Piggies your way sick demented or whoever you are. How much you want?
You don't have to give me any E-pigs. I just did it for no reason lol
Fine then.
Ungrateful little bastard...
I-I-I didn't mean it like that. It's just... I um...
Awkward...
(This post was last modified: 11/05/2010 08:36 PM by Vacui Natale.)
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| 11/05/2010 08:32 PM |
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