Grey Ghost Wrote:any bird but that bird is the correct answer

so, that bird needs to fly when its that cute

i don't know, im lost

you fail in defending your bird?

of coarse not, the kiwi is so epic it defends itself. im just here to give the bald eagle spoon

you seem to be doing alot more kiwi defense than eagle knocking...

some facts about the bald eagle:

The strike of the eagle talon is so powerful that it's force is twice that of a rifle bullet.
this is obviously untrue as you never see them take on a rifle bullet head on.

Whenever a Bald Eagle migrates south it always goes to the same spot and when it returns north it always goes back to the same spot.
this is because they are stupid and easily confused so they must return to the same spot to avoid confusing themselves

Bald Eagles are the national symbol of the United States
this is because they have nothing better to do.

put that one in your pipe and smoke it

truths about the kiwi
it can't fly
this is because tis a fail

it is fat
this is because tis spoiled

it is endangered
this is because its a fail

it is the national bird of new zealand
this is its greatest shame

better than being the national bird of the USA, your bald eagle had to be stripped of all dignity to take up that job.

as opposed to your country being stripped of all dignity to choose a loser bird?

the kiwi is epic, you can't deny it.