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The 5th Avocado
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The 5th Avocado
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(This post was last modified: 24/06/2009 11:50 PM by Joom.)
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Lol what what does this have to do with avocados?
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24/06/2009 11:59 PM
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Nusing! Mwa ha ha!
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You sir, are a devious person. Your ruse was convincing. I spent 5 minutes watching the video.
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Jess....My plot is becoming a whole..
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Being A Produce Employee For Sainbury's I would like to announce to you that Avocado's are not a laughing matter
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I think they're quite nasty....
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never eaten one, i may be a produce worker but if you came up to me and started asking me questions about apples i will simply shrug at you.

i would like to quote a famous talk i had with my manager
"at the moment you guys looks like a bunch of lads that just put fruit and veg on the shelves"
"well, that's because wee are"

anyway, completely off topic (i think, i didn't watch the video)
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Well the video has nothing to do with avocados...But it has fishy lasers!
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John_N Wrote:i would like to quote a famous talk i had with my manager
"at the moment you guys looks like a bunch of lads that just put fruit and veg on the shelves"
"well, that's because wee are"

I had a chat like that with my boss last night...

"Rob, you stink. Go buy a can of Lynx"
"Well, it just shows that I'm working hard..."

Can't argue with that. And another shop based anecdote:

A friend of mine got fired form Tesco just after Christmas. It was Christmas eve (he worked in one of the 24 hour ones), it was 2AM, they were bored, no one was buying anything, the store was empty. So, they decided to have a game of curling down one of the aisles... with frozen turkeys... The boss came in the morning after, saw the mess in the aisle, went and watched through the CCTV and fired him on the spot.

Meh, there. I'm satisfied.
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