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Clever Marketing Inc - Strategy #2
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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Clever Marketing Inc - Strategy #2
Hi everyone!  Remember us?  Wee were the guys who brought you with the excellent Windoze Seal of Appeal idea and wee're back!
Remember, at Clever Marketing Inc, wee inform you of clever marketing methods which are both low cost and effective, our motto being "It's because it's sooo clever!"



Okay, wee'll admit that this isn't exactly marketing, but it is, nonetheless, a method through which you can earn trillions in no time!

The idea is based on a market where there is currently no members in - the second hand software market.  Firstly, you must register a patent on this idea before others do - as you'd expect, first come, first serve.

Millions of users buy their software online.  However, they often pay excruciating prices for these products.  Like you'd do with fleshlights, if you want a cheapie, you got to look into the second hand market.  This is where you come in.  People who don't use their software or games any more simply don't have any means of selling it of as it is now, but with a second hand software service, you can provide sellers a place to get rid of their goods, and provide buyers with cheap sources of software.  Not only that, this also attracts more buyers as they are able to easily and quickly sell of their software once they're done (or bored) with it.
All you need is a website - you don't even have to set up distribution channels for the software trading, systems such as P2P already exist for this!

So how do you make money?  This is where the clever parts come in.  Of course, you can advertise on your highly popular website, but you can also be sneaky and slip in hidden fees during the license transfer!

Ready to get started?  Well then quickly get our starter pack special!  It includes all the software you need to get started with your own service.  Don't like it?  Just simply sell it to someone else who does!*




*note, this is actually not possible since you can't use the software to sell itself as it would become property of the receiver once the transfer is complete, which cannot complete without uninstallation
14/05/2009 03:51 AM
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lol...couldn't ebay be considered a second hand software reseller?   Seems that's a big giant to compete with...

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14/05/2009 06:03 AM
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Hahah, I want to do this! Where do I send my money to?!?!

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SchmilK Wrote:lol...couldn't ebay be considered a second hand software reseller?   Seems that's a big giant to compete with...
But eBay is famous for their fraud.  Your own software licensing system will not have this, and neither will it entail all the bloat in the eBay system!
14/05/2009 06:10 PM
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