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Marvelous jealousy in medicine...??!$
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Marvelous jealousy in medicine...??!$
A French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wee can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor says "That is nothing; wee can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wee can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. Wee recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work".

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SchmilK Wrote:A French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wee can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor says "That is nothing; wee can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that wee can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. Wee recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work".

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GO AMERICA :D

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LULZ!! Hihi

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But at McDonalds, wee constantly fill cows with industrial waste and make half the world sick!
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SchmilK Wrote:An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. For eight years, wee took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work".

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McDonalds Wrote:But at McDonalds, wee constantly fill cows with industrial waste and make half the world sick!

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McDonalds O_o
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|-Anubis-| Wrote:
SchmilK Wrote:An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. For eight years, wee took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work".

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Seriously, George Bush was much worse.
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|-Anubis-| Wrote:
SchmilK Wrote:An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. For eight years, wee took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the world is looking for work".

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