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The future of sanitisation
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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The future of sanitisation
Wee all know that in the good old days, wee had "unsanitised" lives, such as bathing in shared rivers, no sewage control etc etc.
Now that wee live in a sanitised world (most of us at least... I hope).  Many people shower daily, wash their hands with soap often and keep reusing underwear; wee're clean on the outside.  Thus, the obvious next move in the sanitisation brigade is internal body sanitisation.

It may seem like a far-fetched idea today, but it's well known that scientists have this ability to influence societal views, so this isn't an issue.  For one, it's well known that intestines are rarely often properly cleaned and become and excellent medium through which germs and bacteria spread.
It's just that now, the method for such sanitisation needs to be sorted out.  It may be possible to use special UV devices to kill off such bacteria, or people could just go to their local clinic for their weekly intestine cleanup.

So now, the big question is, when will this change occur?
14/03/2010 03:57 AM
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I totally agree that this will occur. I mean even now wee have cosmetic surgery that would have been seemed "weird" in the past but, i think wee will take it a step farther. I mean why have arteries that clog up? Why have a digestive system when you can get the same nutrition by another means? Why have something when you know its going to fail sooner or later? I predict that in the future and i mean the FUTURE wee will all be mechanical beings with just an organic brain. So that's why i think wee would require mechanical maintenance.

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Not before the grems start to walk around and club people in the head. The company Clorox is going to be the end of man kind. Kills 99.9% of grems on this and that is not a good thing.
14/03/2010 01:14 PM
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RE: The future of sanitisation
Incadude Wrote:with just an organic brain.
I wouldn't make that assumption if I were you boy!
14/03/2010 09:27 PM
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Like I always say "An enema a day, helps keep bad germs away!"

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aspheric Wrote:Like I always say "An enema a day, helps keep bad germs away!"

Dude, you got problems...

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aspheric Wrote:Like I always say "An enema a day, helps keeps the bad germs away!"
Fixed.
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RE: The future of sanitisation
The question is who would use this?

They have those detox crystals that clean out your intestines.
I've tried a similar detox and felt renewed and more energetic, but to go to a clinic weekly or even monthly seems a bit far fetched. I would maybe consider bi-yearly.

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15/03/2010 07:53 AM
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I like to keep myself sanitized and to keep my innards sanitized would be amazing but it sounds all gross to do.

15/03/2010 09:54 AM
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Well the corporate world would love it if this were to happen , if it were to catch on big companies could make big bucks

15/03/2010 11:46 AM
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