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Boy Fakes Kidnapping To Hide Bad Grades
one way to hide your bad grades, lol
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Boy Fakes Kidnapping To Hide Bad Grades
Quote:(AP)  An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a "beat-up car" and threatened to kill him.

The student said he escaped by jumping out of the car but wasn't able to grab his bookbag, which contained the report card.

He ran to his grandparents' house and later confessed to lying. His grandfather called police to apologize.

Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy was able to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his bookbag.

Roberts said the boy faces no charges at this time.

source: cbsnews


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CBS news huh? xD
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This guy would probably make an excellent politician.
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*yawn*
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lol, maybe this wil work with my midterms
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Heartless141 Wrote:CBS news huh? xD

cheese burger ... sauce.. news? :D
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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:This guy would probably make an excellent politician.

I lol'd.

so true.
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i just burned my report card it was easy!!
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I always just signed them myself Hahaha
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I never got report cards to take home...they always sent them straight to myhouse or gave them on parents evening -_- grrrr

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