i know that they've been here for some time now but i haven't seen a thread dedicated to them.  there's another thread for the old quotes but i thought it would be best to make a new thread to make it easier to sort.
      so just post your favourite quote here.

    

here are a couple:
        
      “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
— Axl Rose

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
— Jack Nicholson