Endless Paradigm

here's the banana one

Quote:On a traffic light red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. But on a banana it's the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fudge did you get that banana at?"
- Mitch Hedberg

Quote:I have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's

I love this one!!! lol

here's a good one

Quote:I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Jerry Seinfeld

Wolf Wrote:Chemistry!

Chemistry? Never took it... I left during Biology.

andrewcc Wrote:

Quote:I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Jerry Seinfeld

haha, ya all of Jerry Seinfeld's quotes are pretty funny.

Quote:The day that microsoft make something that doesn't suck is the day that they  make a vacuum cleaner

Quote:640k ought to be enough for anyone. Bill Gates.

i love slagging off microsoft!

Quote:If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
George Carlin

Quote:Pi R squared Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!

lol