Quote:Friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
that one
Or the banana Traffic lights one, but i can't find it
"Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue", "If your parents didn't have children, you probably won't either.", "Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!", or "He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
here's the best in my opinion
I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fudgeer gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fudgeer gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it"!
- Mitch Hedberg
andrewcc Wrote:here's the best in my opinion
I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fudgeer gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fudgeer gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it"!
- Mitch Hedberg
haha i just saw that one for tha first time tha other day and i lol'd
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!!!
It is a big big piece of poo poo. It's even more a failure than the PS3
Ge64 «----- ??
I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign, only 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience.'
- Mitch Hedberg
i lol'd
boogschd Wrote:RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!!!
It is a big big piece of poo poo. It's even more a failure than the PS3
Ge64 «----- ??
can't be much of a failure then!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:If your parents didn't have children, you probably won't either.
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*merged*
Mine,
Lifes like a rock, it's hard.
:D
Last night it came as a picture
With a good reason, a warning sign
This place is void of all passion
If you can imagine it's easy if you try
Believe me I failed this effort
I wrote a reminder this wasn't a vision
This time where are you Houston
Is somebody out there will somebody listen
My head is made up of memories
Most of them useless delusions
This room is bored of rehearsal
And sick of the boundaries
I miss you so much
Blink-182. I called it!
Winner... BRITTANY!