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Silvertie

20/02/2011, 12:39 AM
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]See this where most Nuzlockers end up doing wrong. If they have a water type out why not switch into something more desirable like say a Pikachu or Electrike? Geez, they always do silly things like this Dotdotdot

You're a big silly, goshi. For one thing, I never caught an electric type. (Nor can I, until I get surf.)
Secondly, it was a double-battle. I forget what it was that the marill was partnered with, but whatever it was, it went first and scored a crit on Erhardt. This reduced him to 1hp, while he finished off the offending pokemon. Marill had an excellent chance to rape my spoon, and didn't take it, thankfully.

Oh well, it's behind us now, and in front of us is...
Spoiler for Part Nine:
So: Fallarbor Town. A nice place, if a little dusty. About the most interesting thing about this one-horse town is the Pokemon Center... and they're not interesting at all.
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Who the fudge is this? What is this... woman doing on the PC? Yo, bitch!
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Bitch best not be disrespectin' the Sigmund.
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You? INVENT? HA HA HA, OH MAN
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You dumb bi- wait, is she asking me to... make a house call? Well, alright, then. Route 114 it is.

Before I get out of town, I decide to see what passes for things to look at in this small town.
As I do so, I realize that there is nowhere near enough houses for all the people that seem to live here. That means that people around here do not sleep, or indeed, eat.
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A crater. I hope it's from a bomb or something, that'd make this town more interesting. Or if they use the crater for Beyblade battles, that would be okay, too. Preferably both.
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TEAM MAGMA? This country's full of insurgent groups, it seems. Eco terrorists and piracy out the donkey.

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Doop de doo, gonna make a house call, oh yeah...
But first, house barging!
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Hell yeah, I'd fudgeing love a fossil. I know a guy who could turn it into a pogemans.
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chocolatehead!
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Attempts to ruin this meatstick's house-cave are spoiled by very sturdy supports. Short of throwing a Geodude at the ceiling and telling it to selfdestruct, nothing's gonna bring it down.
I have no Geodudes to throw.
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Haven't looked at my card for a while. I'm currently loaded with dosh, 3/8ths hipster, and I still look like a gimp.
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I DARE
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I WILL TAKE YOUR TM, OLD MAN, NOT BECAUSE YOU ASK, BUT BECAUSE I CAN.

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Oh, look. Repeated combat has made Lex Luthor the... fourth pokemon to evolve, I think.
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Glooooooooooooooooooooooom and doooooooooooooooooooooooom![/chocolatetyjoke]

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Here's my catch for Route 114.
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A fitting name. When I get around to it, I shall train his donkey.
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Oh yeeeah. *slicks back hair/hat thing, straightens jacket*
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Here I go, time for some very, very hot coffee.

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Phew. That LANETTE... I wasn't expecting anything like that. I had her beat in the end, though.

She can't drink as much hot coffee as I. Close, though.
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Oh, look. Art of distraction has allowed me to get to Meteor Falls without you noticing.
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...I don't want a Zubat.
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There, it is done. The zubat lies dead, and I shall catch nothing. Which is a shame, I would have loved to catch a Bagon or something.

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'allo, 'allo, what's all this, then?
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TEAM MAGMA! These fags are the ones seperating me from the caaaAAAAAABLE CAAAAR
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Whoops. My lust for the... vehicle on a... taut... cable... has alerted them to my presence.
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>implying it won't be you who needs the mercy
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Oh?
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Oh look, it's the Pirates! Ecoterrorists and pirates, in the same room! Who'da thunk it?
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I spoke too soon, suicide?
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Okay, not suiciding, just running like a bitch.
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As predicted, they ran like the little bitches they are.
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No, it was another kid with a hairhat and lycra pants.
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Spoon, he's good. I never even said anything, his mystical Pirate powers have pulled the name from the recesses of my miiiind!
Oh, wait, my TRAINER card is on the ground. Sneaky bastard.
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It's nice to see someone who isn't me recognize this.
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I noticed.
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Using the ancient Pirate art of "legging it", TEAM AQUA ran in pursuit of TEAM MAGMA.
I decided to shoot the breeze with the scientist the MAGMA-fags were roughing up before.
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Way to go, poindexter. You didn't even consider that they were planning nefarious deeds? You could have been raped, or worse! (Worse: Fed to a Dickwolf, a creature made entirely of penises and only capable of rape)
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For a scientist, he's not that bright.

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Alright, time to go to Mt. Chimney... LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S BATMAN!
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Ha! You didn't even notice that I was here until just now, did you? Fools!
Now, the MAGMA goons are not blocking my path to... the... CaaaaAAAAAABLE CAAAAAR!
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HNNNNNGH CABLE CAR
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OH YES OH GOD YES
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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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Well. One ride on the... no. I can't say it, now's not the time.
I'm at the summit!
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The Pirate captain is doing very well at battling three goons at once.
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Aw spoon, nigga
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This looks like a delicate operation. It's a shame I'm as delicate as a bull in a china-shop, or a sledgehammer made out of nitroglycerin.
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BOSS NIGGA, THAT'S WHO
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You could say that. "chocolateting all over their meatstick-parade" would probably be closer to the truth.
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Like I told him, it could have been another kid endowed with a titanic schlong.
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I'm already doing it, ain't I?
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This won't take long. RAMIREZ, BREAK EVERYTHING HE OWNS
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No, Ramirez is just very good at doing everything.

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If it was, I'd be upset. Pirates are fun, but beating up you fags is more so.
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Hm?
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Oh, ARCHIE, I cornered MAX- what. He's gone, the crafty fudgeer!
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Yes, quite. I think a 80/20 split in my favor, on any treasure you dig up in the future should balance the debt.
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I AM ON TEAM JACOB, BITCH
(jk, I hate twilight and it's fans with a passion)
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And with that, he does a Batman and vanishes. I turn my attention to the doodad that MAXIE was playing with.
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Translation: Do I want to break his spoon? The answer is obviously yes.
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I AM FILLED WITH MALEVOLENT GLEE

Meanwhile, at Fallarbor town...
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Yeah, that move was pretty retarded.
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Looking for... THIS?
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Perhaps...
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I can't belive I'm trading a super-rare space-rock for a common TM. I must be going senile or something.
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Glad you think so.

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WHOO!
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This guy looks shifty. Perhaps I can crack him...
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What am I doing here? That's what I was gonna ask you, chocolatehead.
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Yes, fudgehead, are you deaf?
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*sound of TEAM MAGMA goon getting seven kinds of spoon kicked out of him*
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Hm. I don't think he's gonna fess up.

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Lavaridge! The number-1-most-annoying-town-to-get-to!
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Ladies.
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Oh look, this chocolatehole has a GYM, too.
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Thank you, captain obvious. I never would have guessed.

As I beat the stuffing out of FLANNERY's bodyguards...
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Look! Now he can do everything better and faster than before!

Alright, I'm at FLANNERY. Here's my team:
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As you might have guessed, Ramirez will be carrying the team.
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PUNY? I WILL CRUSH YOU UNDER THE UNSTOPPABLE WEIGHT OF MY MASSIVE DONG
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Christ, woman, make up your mind.
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I wouldn't dream of it, darling.
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CLIFFHANGER!
I had to stop working and close up, and I couldn't be arsed finishing the fight today, so I'll leave it until next week.

Spoiler for Coming up in Part Ten:
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A picture is worth a thousand words.

Silvertie

20/02/2011, 12:44 AM
Part nine will not show up unless I double post, for some obscene reason.
Might as well use it.

Cyonix Wrote:-The Final Battle

The battle starts off good.  Grumpig Shock Waves Skarmory to death.  Dusclops and Wailord team up to destroy Cradily.  Blaziken's Brick Break easily destroys Aggron.

Then Metagross showed up.

One quick Blaze Kick is all I needed to destroy that monster, and with 90% accuracy, I figured the odds were in my favor.

I WAS WRONG

Blaze Kick missed, and Metagross's Earthquake (with critical hit) killed Blaziken.

Metagross then proceeded to slaughter my ENTIRE TEAM.

My challenge has ended.......in failure.......
I know that feel, bro.

Sparker

20/02/2011, 01:52 AM
Lol at spoiler for part 10 in deleted part 9.

Cyonix

20/02/2011, 05:39 AM
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]
Cyonix Wrote:Metagross then proceeded to slaughter my ENTIRE TEAM.

My challenge has ended.......in failure.......
I know that feel, bro.

Don't worry, Steven and his Metagross will get what they deserve.....one day.

eKusoshisut0

20/02/2011, 06:03 AM
Sparker Wrote: [ -> ]Lol at spoiler for part 10 in deleted part 9.

Wolkenritter

20/02/2011, 12:28 PM
Quote:You're a big silly, goshi. For one thing, I never caught an electric type. (Nor can I, until I get surf.)

What about Electrike? I'll admit I've never played Emerald... but in R/S you should at least have an Electrike by now >_>

Silvertie

20/02/2011, 01:10 PM
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:You're a big silly, goshi. For one thing, I never caught an electric type. (Nor can I, until I get surf.)

What about Electrike? I'll admit I've never played Emerald... but in R/S you should at least have an Electrike by now >_>

That's where I caught my gulpin. Being limited to one pokemon/route can really hamper my style, yo. I also need a ground type, too.

Barcelona

20/02/2011, 02:20 PM
hey silvertie, have you ever made a "lets play pokemon quartz" in a similar style to this?

Wolkenritter

20/02/2011, 05:15 PM
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:You're a big silly, goshi. For one thing, I never caught an electric type. (Nor can I, until I get surf.)

What about Electrike? I'll admit I've never played Emerald... but in R/S you should at least have an Electrike by now >_>

That's where I caught my gulpin. Being limited to one pokemon/route can really hamper my style, yo. I also need a ground type, too.

Oh right, I forgot about that rule. My bad.

Quote:hey silvertie, have you ever made a "lets play pokemon quartz" in a similar style to this?

Are you talking the one I posted a while back?

http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/

If so its pretty unlikely he wrote it.

Barcelona

20/02/2011, 06:04 PM
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Silvertie Wrote: [ -> ]
Goshi Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:You're a big silly, goshi. For one thing, I never caught an electric type. (Nor can I, until I get surf.)

What about Electrike? I'll admit I've never played Emerald... but in R/S you should at least have an Electrike by now >_>

That's where I caught my gulpin. Being limited to one pokemon/route can really hamper my style, yo. I also need a ground type, too.

Oh right, I forgot about that rule. My bad.

Quote:hey silvertie, have you ever made a "lets play pokemon quartz" in a similar style to this?

Are you talking the one I posted a while back?

http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/

If so its pretty unlikely he wrote it.

no, i meant this one
http://lprepo.wordpress.com/2010/08/11/p...quartz-16/
its fudgein lulzy
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