Endless Paradigm

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt  that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quick emergency service.



It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order...

u sir are smart

border patrol? Sounds pretty shady.

hahahaha

that's genius

awesome. too bad i can't use it.

lmao, I would seriously try this but I'm too young and wouldn't be able to pull it off :/

Can't you be done for impersonation? Either way it is genious. Well done to you sir.

rofl,. and i am not lauching about the badge! hihi

you don't need an id in an us emercency room>?

Vegetano1 Wrote: [ -> ]rofl,. and i am not lauching about the badge! hihi

you don't need an id in an us emercency room>?

lol no, here they are more interested in whether you have insurance or not...