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SchmilK · 26/07/2010 08:42 AM

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quick emergency service.

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It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole crew got up and left and I never got my order...

YoYoBallz · 26/07/2010 08:46 AM

u sir are smart

LumpiaWarrior · 26/07/2010 08:46 AM

border patrol? Sounds pretty shady.

ProperBritish · 26/07/2010 09:08 AM

hahahaha

that's genius

Syfe · 26/07/2010 09:14 AM

awesome. too bad i can't use it.

SchmilK · 26/07/2010 09:32 AM

tWas email based joke, but since illegals are dumb and scared it should work lololol

eKusoshisut0 · 26/07/2010 09:42 AM

lmao, I would seriously try this but I'm too young and wouldn't be able to pull it off :/

PSPkiller · 26/07/2010 11:05 AM

Can't you be done for impersonation? Either way it is genious. Well done to you sir.

Vegetano1 · 26/07/2010 11:57 AM

rofl,. and i am not lauching about the badge! hihi

Hmmm

you don't need an id in an us emercency room>?

Azumi · 26/07/2010 08:19 PM

(26/07/2010 11:57 AM)Vegetano1 Wrote: rofl,. and i am not lauching about the badge! hihi

you don't need an id in an us emercency room>?

lol no, here they are more interested in whether you have insurance or not...

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