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Firstly, please try not to think of this as a weird topic >_>

Okay, I'm sure this has some relevance to pretty much all of you.
You're in class, and you have this urge to fart.  What do you do?
i had fart anywhere,. the world already stinks,.. Uhh

in class i would go to the toilet enjoy my breakfast smell,. prob chillie sauce with backed wieners,. Hihi

edit: yugh!! did't see the poll,. grosss!! but i guess Loud and ,..
I gave an answer but I do not fart. Instead the gas that is released from my anus is called AWESOME GAS. This gas turns everyone who inhales it into an AWESOME individual.
I try not to let people know I release this gas because they would crowd around me to try and get their share of the gas and I don't like being crowded around.
I was actually thinking about when it's more difficult to go to the toilet (or if it's like hell far away and you can't be stuffed).
If it's close by, and you're not missing out on anything, and you can be bothered, yeah that's what most people probably would do.
Just go for it


Screw everyone else who cares, when you got to you got to
what is fart? edible?
Depends on who I'm around. If I'm around friends it's loud and proud. Around other peoples it a case of silent and stealthy.
I don't care what anyone else thinks but I'll vote slowly anyway.
I usually try to hold it.


Once tried to let it out slowly. Worst mistake ever.
i am a disgusting individual, and i fart wherever whenever, even under the sheets with a lady.
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