Endless Paradigm

iggrull Wrote: [ -> ]i am a disgusting individual, and i fart wherever whenever, even under the sheets with a lady.

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If I have the urge to fart in class it probably means I have to go to the bathroom.

So I go to the bathroom and do my business there.. =3~

EDIT:

I choose the first one, farting in front of my peers I never do.

fart in discreet only because I'm a ninja :D

I only fart at home :/
farting is just gross

hahahah i remember back in high school me and one of my friends had a class together.
wee were always messing around and joking and laughing.

well this 3rd dude sat next to us and would joing in on the laughing from time to time but his jokes were lame so he never cracked any.
any how, wee were busting up all 3 of us about what i don't know but wee were laughing hard.
and all of a sudden wee all stopped, like seriously wee shoulda kept laughing but wee stopped, and as soon as wee did the 3rd guy was trying to sneak a fart in. but since wee had just stopped there was no sneakiness to it, ot was loud and proud!
so me and my friend just pointed and luaghed even harder.

sorry guess you had to be there

I try to hold it in as much as possible.  Usually when I do that it just goes away.

Sick_Demented99 Wrote: [ -> ]I try to hold it in as much as possible.  Usually when I do that it just goes away.

When I'm at home by myself in my room... it's a different story, because no one is around

Sick_Demented99 Wrote: [ -> ]I try to hold it in as much as possible.  Usually when I do that it just goes away.

When I'm at home by myself in my room... it's a different story, because no one is around

That's unhealthy. Just do the machine gun fart and let it out lil by lil.

PSPkiller Wrote: [ -> ]Depends on who I'm around. If I'm around friends it's loud and proud. Around other peoples it a case of silent and stealthy.