On the 11th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 13th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
The 13 Galactuses...
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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Kaiser Wrote:feinicks Wrote:On the 14th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Fourteen rocket launchers
The 13 Galactuses...
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
on the 15th day of christmas my true love game me to 15 pairs of PANTS!!!!1
On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me:
twelve talking rats
eleven (unwanted) sports mags
ten computers
nine guinea pigs
eight condoms
seven tortellinis (don't know what that is)
six magic wands
five explicit cd albums from various rockbands
four widescreen tv's
three somethings
two hundred thousand dollars
and an idiot standing in front of my tv
On the 16th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
16 gay dildos (oh noes... I runz!)
15 pairs of PANTS!!!!1
Fourteen rocket launchers
The 13 Galactuses...
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.