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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My pocky'll be brown,
Once I'm done with you.


...okay, that was bad Erk


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Cinerarias are pink,
Let me deflower you.
Chicken Strips Wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My pocky'll be brown,
Once I'm done with you.


...okay, that was bad Erk

Hahahaha
diego Wrote:
Chicken Strips Wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My pocky'll be brown,
Once I'm done with you.


...okay, that was bad Erk

Hahahaha

that was just.... wrong....
PSPkiller Wrote:If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

and,

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

that was so funny..  wait i going to try on the girl in the corner.........................

ouch spoon she hit me..

never mind..

this works "get your coat babe, u just pulled"
lol,. can't think of anything,. best lines don't come easy,..
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wanne fork,. :)

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Your in luck I've decided to go ugly early..
Did you just come out of the bakery, cause you look fresh! :D
Nights are cold on my queen sized bed.
"deflower" Hihi

lol
what is a good looking girl doing on a planet like this..
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