Quote:Maybe something's blurring my sight,
Can't even work, it keeps me up all night.
In my mind, it's all gone blank,
All I can do is sit here and fap.

Quote:I followed her to the end of the hall,
She took a left to the toilets and that's where I stalled,
I shouted back to my mates as I held open the door,
"Don't worry guys, I'll be 2 minutes, no more."

I whistled to myself as I walked into the room,
She was buff from behind but now I wasn't so sure,
I looked at her face and it was covered in hair,
I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!

I walked out the toilets and my mates were stood still,
They shouted "Dude that's the men's, oh my god, what the hell?"
I said back to them "What's up with you losers?
"Don't you know that beggars can't be choosers?"

Quote:O' my dear Lord woe is me,
Keeping up these personas is as hard as it can be,
For these wastemen I'm just too Gung-Ho,
Part Reverend. Part Gangsta. Part Superhero.

Quote:Wizard sleeve,
Wizard sleeve.
O' how you hang at an awkward angle,
You love to flop and drape and dangle,
You must warn them before they gargle,
As not to get them in a tangle,
And you must beware to not get fungal,
Otherwise you cannot mingle,
And you'll get no tingle in your jungle.