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My deep lyrical poetry.
These here are some of my extremely heartfelt deep lyrical poetry raps.

Hope you enjoy. These are of course to be taken extremely seriously. I am an artist, my work deserves appreciation.

Dilemma
Quote:Maybe something's blurring my sight,
Can't even work, it keeps me up all night.
In my mind, it's all gone blank,
All I can do is sit here and fap.
Story of my life
Quote:I followed her to the end of the hall,
She took a left to the toilets and that's where I stalled,
I shouted back to my mates as I held open the door,
"Don't worry guys, I'll be 2 minutes, no more."

I whistled to myself as I walked into the room,
She was buff from behind but now I wasn't so sure,
I looked at her face and it was covered in hair,
I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!

I walked out the toilets and my mates were stood still,
They shouted "Dude that's the men's, oh my god, what the hell?"
I said back to them "What's up with you losers?
"Don't you know that beggars can't be choosers?"
No Sense
Quote:O' my dear Lord woe is me,
Keeping up these personas is as hard as it can be,
For these wastemen I'm just too Gung-Ho,
Part Reverend. Part Gangsta. Part Superhero.
Definition: Wastemen/wasteman - someone stupid/lower than you
Wizard Sleeve
Quote:Wizard sleeve,
Wizard sleeve.
O' how you hang at an awkward angle,
You love to flop and drape and dangle,
You must warn them before they gargle,
As not to get them in a tangle,
And you must beware to not get fungal,
Otherwise you cannot mingle,
And you'll get no tingle in your jungle.
Updated.

I'll probably add more later, c&c appreciated :D

These are parodies of my life, but reflect realism haha


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RE: My deep lyrical poetry.
I like!

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RE: My deep lyrical poetry.
Thanks PSPKiller :)
You're the only one who does :O


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RE: My deep lyrical poetry.
"Still" and "Hell" double you tee eff? o.o

Feels sorta cheesy rhyming in the 1st one. But it's pretty funny. :3

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RE: My deep lyrical poetry.
Lunar Wrote:"Still" and "Hell" double you tee eff? o.o

Feels sorta cheesy rhyming in the 1st one. But it's pretty funny. :3

lol that's the whole point XD
They're supposed to be spoon but funny.


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Method Wrote:
Lunar Wrote:"Still" and "Hell" double you tee eff? o.o

Feels sorta cheesy rhyming in the 1st one. But it's pretty funny. :3

lol that's the whole point XD
They're supposed to be spoon but funny.

I know but you said C&C. What else could I have said? Hihi

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lol, nice rhymes (or lack thereof) in the second one. but theyre pretty funny. you get a Madwin

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Put a grin on my face. Brilliant. Hehe.
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Awwww thanks guizeee!


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Hahaha

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