first off, the required information, in spoiler form:

So, anyway, I was cleaning off the dishes and getting ready to go home, when i saw the most horrifying thing sitting on the plate i was about to scrape off.

They were just sitting there on the plate. At first, i didnt even see them, i reached onto the plate and started to scrape it, and then i felt something hard and warm (shut up you perv), and just about lost it.
i spoon bricks, not like that mindfudge thread.

SchmilK Wrote:Holey hell!!

I setup a network at a retirement home..I worked real hard to forget all the senile old people saying their stuff was being 'borrowed' and they wanted to go home.  :(  its real sad.  

Props for what you do!!  I couldn't do it.

lol its not that bad...
since i work in the kitchen, i don't see them much. (but i also make minimum wage) I only see them when theyre complaining that theyre food is too hot, too cold, or too average (yes, they actually complain if its lukewarm), or if they want something else to eat or want coffee or something like that. but for the most part, its just like working in any other kitchen, except that you also have to serve pureed food and nectar/honey thickened beverages.

oh god! you have my sympathy.
and i thought i had it hard, because i serve food to the officers in the RAF XD

Thing like this don't seem to affect me. You should see some of the things I fish out of the bins and drains where I work...

and you've never tried replacing 25L+ grease traps at McDonald's

but teeth :S

yeah, but grease traps is just grease... but teeth, theyre supposed to stay inside of the mouth *shudder