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Kaiser
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some page that appeared on digg Wrote:<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, wee have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math wee can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
<Jck_true> Sweet
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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This made me lol

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...lol...?

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huh,.!? that's nothing!


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lol........ that is making me go crazy with all the statistics...........
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Lolz, that's too funny. Diego, I love your avy!

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LLOOOOLL


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that's cool :D

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if only i could plug my penis into my computer, one super fast external hard drive lol

why do i think of these things
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You kidding me? Mine is at least 5 times that. For serious. Hihi
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