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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
lol
23/11/2011 10:59 PM
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
(23/11/2011 10:45 PM)300nukez Wrote:  My semen smells REALLY BAD!

Mine doesn't :x
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23/11/2011 11:00 PM
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
it actualls smells like coconut Hoho
Also: omg bro your avatar is scarry Noway
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
(23/11/2011 11:00 PM)Cirehpsa Wrote:  Mine doesn't :x

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See, this is why I disappear for years at a time.

Someone please explain why I keep returning.
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(24/11/2011 01:05 AM)games like a grrl Wrote:  ...

See, this is why I disappear for years at a time.

Someone please explain why I keep returning.

I don't think you get a choice in the matter, it just happens HohoHoho
24/11/2011 02:36 AM
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(23/11/2011 10:45 PM)300nukez Wrote:  Rule 2
do it at night NEVER do it in the day
If you can do it when showering for easy cleanup

Showers are useless.  Two words: Sticky Fingertips.
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(23/11/2011 10:45 PM)300nukez Wrote:  Me having an obsession for jap skin and all things loli
I am more "experienced" with this stuff

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa. hold on there.
24/11/2011 03:21 AM
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Time to fap!
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
(23/11/2011 10:45 PM)300nukez Wrote:  [way too much information]

Aaaalright, then.

So, as someone who actually knows what they're doing - jars are ALWAYS bad, never store it. What the hell. (Unless you're saving it for the most disgusting "dirty" bomb your town's ever seen, in which case, beat away) Ditch the evidence ASAP and as subtly as possible, that way you avoid the reputation of being a sexless wanker.

What do I do with mine? Old mayo tubs, and food donation bins.

My sources? Ask my chiselled right arm and pectoral.

Boom. Silvertie, out.

Note: I don't actually beat off into old mayo tubs and leave it in food donation bins, that's disgusting. I use old salad dressing bottles.
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