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There was some dude at my old school in California that tried to burn down the metal gym doors.

This isn't at school, but it was near my old school. This guy shot his ex-girlfriend 8 times outside her house, then, when he heard the cops coming, he turned and ran, kept running, and ran through the entire neighborhood, right back to the girlfriend's house, where the cops arrested him. Let me rephrase that: To escape the cops, he ran in a circle. Also, he was a REALLY bad shot, as the ex-girlfriend survived with no long-lasting health issues.

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13/10/2008 11:02 AM
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Three high school buddies tried to destroy a construction crane in the name of the Earth Liberation Front, after their attempts to set it alight failed.

After their arrest, Adam, 18, and Aaron and John, both 17, admitted that they had taken part in ELF-style attacks over a period of five months, damaging a suburban construction site, SUVs at a local Ford dealership and the windows of several fast-food restaurants.

Convicted on federal criminal conspiracy charges, Aaron and John were sentenced to about three years each and ordered to pay $200,000 in restitution. Adam's trial is pending.
13/10/2008 03:23 PM
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A friend of mine threw a table at a year four teacher, but that's about it for real stupidty

I once climbed up a tree at school and refused to come odwn on the grounds that if they didnt see me they couldnt prive who i was though XD

13/10/2008 03:29 PM
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Hmmmmm, i had a friend who decided to fight his teacher... the teacher didnt do anything back and he was arrested, don't know what happen, after that school ended.

My cousin, who is nothing like me, is my age, and last year he wrote in this notebook a bunch of people who he wanted to kill and exactly how, luckily he never planned on doing anything, or so he says, and the teachers let him off with visiting a counselor due to the fact that he gets bullied alot.
by the way i was #3 on his list, even though i get perfectly along with him Hmmm

the only thing ive done is curse out the teachers, mess with the clocks in the class room, and locking out the teacher until the janitor opened the door with the spare key.

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The "only" thing, Mickey? Lol

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metalgear08 Wrote:The "only" thing, Mickey? Lol

Yeah i mean the only thing i can remember... just started high school so in a couple of years i should have more stories :]

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*One kid called in a Bomb Threat because he didn't want to go to school.

*Another kid pee'd in the Biology teacher's fish tank and killed her fish. Before that he threw a whole hamburger in there from lunch.

*One time during PE me and about four students opened up every locker in the locker room (about 300 that were lines in rows) then ran and slammed them all simultaneously.
Then wee proceeded to climb on top of the lockers and scale the walls.

*My new principle put a snack machine at the top of a staircase, so now the students have to line up on the stairwell, which is only about three and one half feet wide just to get a snack, while people are bustling up and down the stairwell to-and-fro.
Over the handrail is about a 14 or 15 foot drop, why nobody has fallen yet is beyond me, because it's chaos during break.

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Meh I have nothing that compares to those, but I can tell you one of the toilet door's at the school I go to became a graphfitti image board.

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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:I recall my friend telling me about this girl in his class.  At our school, on the computer network, there's a small photo of you on the desktop (part of the desktop wallpaper), when you log in.  This was for a Powerpoint presentation, and obviously the girl didn't seem to like her photo, so she went up to the screen and covered the picture with her hands (after she logged in).  Unfortunately, since wee use projectors at school, the photo simply got projected onto her hands, and didn't really get covered at all.  So, using the best efforts of her intuition, she called her boyfriend over and asked him to put his hands on top of hers, to help cover the picture.

By the way, this was in Year 12 (most people would be 17 years old).

Now how the hell did she get a boyfriend?

I bet she only managed cause her boyfriend is playing her. (i.e. Nothing more than a sex object. Hell she's stupid enough).
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I have no idea.

Regarding toilets, I recall one of my primary schools had a really old toilet block - so old that some of the bricks between the girls' and boys' toilets fell out, and there was a nice hole between the two sides...
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