<Sammicat> ellie, squeal like a piggy for me
<Joomla> Ellie, make Sammicat a piggy
<Ellie> Go go gadget magic wand!
<Ellie> *PING* ... Sammicat is a piggy
<Sammicat> D:
<Joomla> :D
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Ellie replicates a dildo and hands it to Joomla
<Sammicat> .-.
<Sammicat> NO
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Joomla beats Sammicat with it
<Ellie> *pulls a dildo out of her magic box for joomla*
<Sammicat> NO
<Sammicat> Ellie, make Joomla a dildo
* Ellie waves her <notopic>magic wand</notopic>
* Joomla beats Sammicat with two dildos
<Ellie> *PING* ... Joomla is a dildo
<Sammicat> \o/
* Joomla beats Sammicat
* Sammicat uses Joomla
<Sammicat> more useful this way
<Joomla> :(
<Ellie> cheer up Joomla
<Ellie> *hugs*
<Sammicat> :D
<Joomla> no Ellie
<Joomla> you made me a dildo
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a gun
* Ellie gives Sammicat a gun
<Sammicat> \o/
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a ski mask
<Joomla> Ellie, shoot Sammicat
* Ellie gives Sammicat a ski mask
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me matrix powers
* Ellie gives Sammicat matrix powers
<Sammicat> FUCK YES
<w0c> lol
* Sammicat sells the gun and skimask at a pawn shop
<Joomla> Ellie, turn Sammicat into a banana tree
<Ellie> well, *PING* ... Sammicat is a banana tree
<Ellie> I AM THE WIZARD~~!£^%$$@%$%£
<Sammicat> FUCK
<Sammicat> xD
<Joomla> 8D
<Sammicat> Ellie
<Sammicat> make me a wizard
<w0c> lolwut
<Sammicat> Ellie, make me a goddamn wizard!
<Ellie> *replicates a goddamn wizard! for Sammicat*
<Joomla> LOL
<Sammicat> .-.
<Sammicat> Ellie, give me a fdsogbucfu9hy787y5y8hnfughdfkngvdsgf8eyu8iY&U&U*9()0QQQ
* Ellie gives Sammicat a fdsogbucfu9hy787y5y8hnfughdfkngvdsgf8eyu8iY&U&U*9()0QQQ
* Sammicat gives it to joomla
<Joomla> my ass ass
<Ellie> my ass-ass
<Sammicat> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
<Joomla> Ellie gets it
<Sammicat> Ellie, give Joomla a prostate exam
<w0c> Ellie turn the b-ass on
* Ellie gives Joomla a prostate exam
<Joomla> ass ass ass ass
<Ellie> b ass-on
<Ellie> *replicates b-ass on and hands it to the*
<Ellie> ass ass-ass
<Sammicat> what
<Sammicat> .-.
<w0c> poor bot
<Joomla> I think wee broke her
<w0c> wee broke it