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RE: Want to increase your derp size?:)
(21/10/2011 04:26 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  What happens to Steven if he gets hit by a retarding force?

I'll do this

My objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

My motive is a little bit more complex: Madness (you can tell just by simply looking at my avatar :3)

Stage One:

To begin my plan, i must first Traumatize a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by my arrival. they will say "Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension?" "Where did they come from??" "And why do they look so good in Classic Black?"

Stage Two:

Next, I will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to to me, begging to do my every bidding. My name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, I will Activate my Armageddon Clock, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me their new god. Drink
(This post was last modified: 21/10/2011 07:42 AM by FonFon.)
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