Oh, hai. You've just caught me after a month of training in the chronometrator. To you, only a day has passed. But thanks to new advancements in technology, I can now train at accellerated paces.

Look at Magnets; ripped as hell, and all because I effectively threw him in that little lake outside Fortree, where he could zap all the marrill.

Look back up. Where are you? You're in the Fortree gym. Bam. The power of Post.




And you shall witness the mysterious power of Magnets! Nobody knows how they fudgeing work!



There is just one word to describe this situation: Swablu is going to eat spoon.


Ah yes. Altaria, who for some reason, knows earthquake, as aforementioned by Got to go and Goshi.

I'm faster than Altaria, thanks to my powerleveling, and I trolled it hard.

As expected, I couldn't quite one-shot it. But I got it in two, thanks to the berry it held.

Magnets, just trolling another member of the opponent team.

Skarmory trying to turn my trolling around.

Me not having any of it.

What the fudge, that's not a bird. Or a flying type. It's a giant tree, at best. Trees do not fly.

Pelliper holding off the inevitable 4x damage rape

The inevitable.

And that marks the demise of her ablative shielding.


Badge get! I am now... uh... 5/8ths hipster? I forget how many badges I have.

Oh, that's good. The invisible air-traffic police can't do spoon to me now!

Oh baby, I'm so hard right now. Give it to me.

My boner... it fades. I should really stop getting my hopes up for this sort of thing. She's clearly never going to gently massage me between her thighsocks-covered legs... ooh.

There's some convenient trees. I'll take a break from raping face to... ah... "contemplate" the gym leader I just beat. Ahem.