Alright, so where was I?

Oh, right. Trying to find an invisible-thing-un-invisible-ifier. Huh. Feels like I've been standing here for four months and a bit, but I'm sure it's only been a few minutes.

My travels bring me to STEVEN, yet again. Does this motherfudgeer not have anything else better to do than follow an underage boy around the country?

GODDAMNIT. STEVEN probably put these invisible things everywhere, the wanker. And here's me unable to move in anything other than one of the 4 cardinal directions. While it does have it's merits in orienteering, it's fudgeing useless here.

You smug fudgeer. Wipe that stupid grin off your face, you spoon.

No fudgeing spoon, sherlock. Can't you se- Oh. Right.


I would say the same about my penis. But yeah, show me yours and I'll show you- Oh god, that's unbeleviably gay.

ALWAYS READY, ALL THE TIME

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATENPERCENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stop. Time check. He used the scope for longer than 0.3 seconds, which makes him a hard DEVON SCOPEing meatbun. lolololololo noskill, etc. Moving on.

OH Spoon NIGGA

IT'S RIGHT THEREEEEE OH SHIIIIIIIIT

Why? Because he's BATMAN

Yeah, I thought the bit where I stuck my pocky in the back and the rest of my team took their cut from the front was pretty good. Felt good, anyway.

In more ways than one, hur hur hur. But, uh, not that I make a habit of Penis Inspections.

NOW I CAN MAKE INVISBLE Spoon VISBLE, AW YEAH

What? You're ruining my moment.


I didn't need you to tell me that.

Prefer it if wee didn't. But this world hates me, so wee probably will.


Alright, time for the obstacle to eat spoon and die.

[snip - This x-rated image is too hot for the internet]

The second picture says it all, really.



That pun makes me want to choke a bitch. And vomit. I might make an angry post on the internet once I'm done with this (mis?)adventure.


Because the sign outside wasn't a fudge-huge hint, right?


You're going on my chocolatelist for that chocolatety donkey joke, fudgehead.

That's you, right at the bottom of the list of things I will burn to death. First on the list is that pokemart. You remember, the pokemart from part 1, all those parts ago?

In other news:

YES... YES... YEEEEESSSS

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

And so here wee are.


I'm not ready. An ethereal sense of deja vu tells me that she's packing an unpleasantly strong and fast team member. I dunno if I'd be able to one-shot it, either. If I tried it on, I'd probably get my spoon slapped.

Time to practice! AWAYYYYYY