(13/08/2010 01:57 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  I hate squeaky doorknobs.
Why do they make squeaky doorknobs??

In fact, I hate a lot of squeaky stuff.

I hate squeaky doors.
Why do they make squeaky doors??

I hate squeaky staircases.
Why do staircases like squeaking??

How come you haven't mentioned squeaky floor boards, now I hate those.

(13/08/2010 01:57 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  I also hate mice.
Why the hell would anyone be so stupid to make so many god damn mice???

So, would you rather just only use a keyboard? They make so many because, well people need them for their computers and everyone (who is fortunate enough) uses a computer.