There was once a penguin, who took a shlt five times a day!! but one day he ran into a deranged old woman, who took a shlt 7 TIMES a day!so the penguin had a competition to see who could shlt the most.n she won penguin lost, so then the penguin shot her. He then proceeded to dispose of her body by... cutting her up into little pieces and repeatidly wanking over the dead meat!he then unloaded his magic "stuff" from the previous incident.

Two years later, the penguin then realized something...  He was not a penguin!  Oh wait, no, she was a penguin!  Before spinning out of recognition over his or her own discovery, and realization, the penguin saw the woman materialize before it, "stuff" go back into itself, shlt go back up the penguin, then finally, spinning into a complete paradox.

Which ended up going so far into crazyness the penguin turned into the goat and the women who was now a penguin turned into a carrot the goat ate the carrot and laid an egg hatching into the demon entity shubniggeroth, who was actually Arnold Schwarzenegger's great great grandfather.

The goat shltted on shubniggeroth 7 times a day, which caused shubniggeroth to murder his goat father!

Shubniggeroth then embarked on a mystical quest to impregnate a block of wood...

(This post was last modified: 31/05/2007 01:14 PM by Chroma.)