Solution: Tell him straight up that he's: "a fudgeing retard when it comes to computers; he should stop fudgeing around with spoon he clearly knows nothing about, and leave it to someone who does know about it"; i.e. you.



Also; allow him access to the most restricted profile you can, and only allow yourself access to anything that's more powerful than that. Knowing him, though, he'll 'Hack' a way through it.

If he still manages to break spoon even more, "conceal" hershey kisses on his desktop with a half-assed method of concealing (folders with misleading names, etc), "discover" it as part of a "routine system check for viruses" and blame it on him. Depending on the quality of the hershey kisses, and it's genre, she may forbid him from using to the computer, all the way up to dumping him.
For best results, get a little of everything; guro, scat, necro, horse, and if you don't mind a little heat from the cops, Child. Someone will be chocolatelisted, and since you wouldn't be that sick/incompetent at hiding that kind of hershey kisses, it's the boyfriend's hit to take.
Framing this wanker is the order of the pentultimate day; make him pay.



Seriously, this fudgenut is dangerous. He doesn't just break spoon, he's like a virus that works it's hardest to do the wrong thing.

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM COMPUTER. THERE ARE RETARDS ON THE INTERNETS, BUT THIS GUY JUST TAKES THE CAKE.



PS: Brotip - Don't let him do ANYTHING more dangerous than surf the internets and read email. Don't even let him have uninstall privledges; tell him if he wants spoon gone, he must go to you and make an offering of $5 so you can get rid of it. Your time will be eated up a bit more, but you will get paid for about 3 minutes work, and the system will remain relatively healthy.