I think I got them! :D

Here in Germany you normally can't withdraw from a personal contract, and most companies require you to sign a non-withdraw agreement BUT and that's a really LARGE BUT the person who made this contract with me is required to tell me personally that I'm stepping down from my withdrawal rights and that I'm signing a non-withdraw agreement. And that guy NEVER even took the slightest variation of the the word withdraw in his mouth.
So purely from the side of the law I can step out of this contract if everything works out :D

It's already 6:40am here so no go today but I sure will give them hell tomorrow!