A challenger appears!
I was browsing 7chan's /vg/, and look what I find!

Quote:A zombie game set in Mexico where you are a Luchador. The entire game is Spanish language with English subtitles. You take zombies out with punches and kicks at first then become a holy flying hell storm of suplexes, arm snaps, and so forth. I can imagine a opening scene where a lucha libre match is going on and suddenly... ZOMBIES in the arena. Oh and it takes place on Dia de los Muertos.

then...

Quote:Holy balls bro.

Customizable luchador costumes. Simple at first, just a mask and tights...and then getting up to the spangly cape and championship belt as your skills improve.

Use chairs, trashcans, tables, or baseball bats to great effect, slamming zombies and mowing down hordes.

Leaping attacks feature heavily. Climb up on a car and do a backflip onto a zombie, snapping its spine in two.

Try to save your hot Hispanic girlfriend, with all cutscenes playing out like Telemundo.
Raúl: I will find you! I will defeat my mad half-brother and his zombie hordes, and I will rescue you!
Mia: No Raúl! You must save yourself! Go on without me! GO ON WITHOUT MEEEEEEE...
Raúl: Mia! MIA! Ai Dios...You zombies...are gonna pay...SUPER LUCHADOR CRUSHERRRRRRRRRR!!

I would actually go out and buy something this awesome. Like that game with all the zombies in the shopping mall, only spanish and with the afore-mentioned customization and such.

The idea is a good one, Necropost be damned.