On the 18th day if Christmas my true love gave to me

18 murderous Rottweilers
17 cell phones
16 gay dildos (oh noes... I runz!)
15 pairs of PANTS!!!!1
Fourteen rocket launchers
The 13 Galactuses...
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.