ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Okay, you rip out the pages of the book, and add some salt to it.  Grabbing each shred of paper you stuff it down your throat as fast as you can...  Unfortunately, you choke on the pieces of paper...  Quickly you reach for a nearby glass of, what looks like water and gulp down the contents.
Ahh, that feels better, you think.

You turn around back to read your book, only to discover that some pages have been ripped out.  Ignoring that, you flip to a fresh page...  which happens to be the front cover.  Staring at it, you start to feel dizzy.  Then you notice the date of the book: 1856 - "ZOMG, this book is over 150 years old!".  Finally, the parched paper, rotten ink, impure salt and "water" take effect on your body.  Your last memory is toppling from the chair, before falling into eternal sleep.