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Demix. · 20/10/2009 09:29 PM

Not sure how many of you are familiar with this joyous holiday, so i thought i would share it with you. Every year during the month of September wee must sit down and take a good look at our surroundings. Picture your front door, Would it survive the assault of a velociraptor? Let's say you are walking down the block going to your favorite hershey kisses shop, do you know how to escape a pack of velociraptors? Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.

http://www.velociraptors.info/

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Mickey · 20/10/2009 09:49 PM

...Its October Facepalm

Demix. · 20/10/2009 09:51 PM

Mickey Wrote:...Its October

Demix. Wrote:Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.

1-R · 20/10/2009 11:16 PM

Demix. Wrote:
Mickey Wrote:...Its October

Demix. Wrote:Visit the official site and learn how you can prepare yourself for next year.

Chaos Panda · 21/10/2009 02:14 AM

my god, all this time and i never knew such a threat to my personal health and safety existed! You've opened my eyes!

Gadget · 21/10/2009 06:35 AM

Know the Enemy

    * Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
    * Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor labratories.
    * Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
    * Velociraptors do not know fear.

;)

I am now prepared!!!

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