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Quote:In Soviet Russia, rule remembers YOU!!


In Soviet Russia, funny caption writes YOU!!

The Russian Reversal was originally developed by Soviet Russians, and featured all their trademarks:

• Bad Grammar
  
• Incorrect Verb Usage
  
• Always have "YOU!!" at end.
  
• Sentence order is generally accepted as "In Soviet Russia, (Noun) (transitive verb)s YOU!!"
  
• All words like "the" and "a" purged from language in 1919.
  
• In general, all plural words should be changed into the singular form. In the previous example, "cars" became "car." This is vital, as the impact of the sentence is lost if multiple things are whatever-ing YOU!!
  
• Try and avoid the words "is" and "are", such as: "In Soviet Russia, dumb is YOU!!". This just sounds stupid. And, in Soviet Russia, that would mean that stupid is you!
  
• All sentences end with "YOU!!"* For maximum science, mathematical expressions may end with "you." Example: "pi = 3.14159265you."
  
• In decadent modern era it becomes more accepted that Russian Reversalisms end with word other than "YOU!!" Example: "In Soviet Russia, car fixes A-Team!!". However, in most places, classic reversal is only method of reversal permitted by law:
  
• Always only print "YOU" in ALLCAPS and then finish the sentence with no more and no less than two exclamation points, and italicise those even if the rest of sentence isn't. See previous rule for clarification.
  

For example: "In America you follow the rules; in Soviet Russia, rule follows YOU!!"
Reread all rules, follow in different order.
Avoid using on, in, at, to, etc.; is less Russian.
Only use three words. (In Soviet Russia, above ignores YOU!!)
Keep simple, stupid.