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Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
Man i rofled at this site soo much

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm

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19/04/2008 06:42 AM
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Quote:And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy!

rofl!

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I like the picture of the little kid lol

Jesus saves

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omg..isn't that a bit on the side of blasphemy?

but still...maybe jesus doesn't want to come back from the dead because everywhere he looks he sees statues, necklaces, tatoos, and drawings of HIM DEAD ON A CRUCIFIX!!  double you tee eff, i wouldnt want to come back either seeing everyone celebrating my painful death like that. :(

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YoYoBallz Wrote:Jesus saves

but mohammed makes incremental backups.

limneosgreen Wrote:Take my advice, don't try to install custom themes ... it's possible to brick ur psp.. why just don't change wallpaper
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SchmilK Wrote:omg..isn't that a bit on the side of blasphemy?

Yes, it is...

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lol. a 'free' ps3? i like the bit about having  to hate  your parents to get one.

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Jesus promotes fake PS3's?

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Quote:Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:

    1.  Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy.  Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

    2.  Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

    3.  Call our church office and wee will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card.  Wee can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

Please note:  If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

LOLS, they are telling the kids to 'borrow' their parent's credit card/blank check

It's a site mockering religions... even if i don't believe in religions, i still don't like their idea.

nothing.
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it is blashphemy, in the name of god
this makes me lol

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