Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
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Nacos
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Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
(This post was last modified: 19/04/2008 06:43 AM by Nacos.)
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19/04/2008 06:42 AM |
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YoYoBallz
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
I like the picture of the little kid lol
Jesus saves
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SchmilK
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
omg..isn't that a bit on the side of blasphemy?
but still...maybe jesus doesn't want to come back from the dead because everywhere he looks he sees statues, necklaces, tatoos, and drawings of HIM DEAD ON A CRUCIFIX!! double you tee eff, i wouldnt want to come back either seeing everyone celebrating my painful death like that. :(
limneosgreen Wrote:Take my advice, don't try to install custom themes ... it's possible to brick ur psp.. why just don't change wallpaper
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SchmilK
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
YoYoBallz Wrote:Jesus saves
but mohammed makes incremental backups.
limneosgreen Wrote:Take my advice, don't try to install custom themes ... it's possible to brick ur psp.. why just don't change wallpaper
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SchmilK Wrote:omg..isn't that a bit on the side of blasphemy?
Yes, it is...
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
lol. a 'free' ps3? i like the bit about having to hate your parents to get one.
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19/04/2008 08:59 AM |
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
Jesus promotes fake PS3's?
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hecaitomix
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
Quote:Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 3:
1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).
2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)
3. Call our church office and wee will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. Wee can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)
Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.
LOLS, they are telling the kids to 'borrow' their parent's credit card/blank check
It's a site mockering religions... even if i don't believe in religions, i still don't like their idea.
nothing.
(This post was last modified: 19/04/2008 09:32 AM by hecaitomix.)
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RE: Want A Free PS3?? JESUS CAN HELP!
it is blashphemy, in the name of god
this makes me lol
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