Ok, like yesterday, I like wanted tp play like Warcraft 3, so I like went and like download it. There like seems to be 2 like different like file sizes, one of them is like full massive like, so I downloaded like the small one, which is like only like 28,345bytes. like why the fudge youck like would I get the big one when like the small one like can be downloaded in like 5 seconds.

So then I like double clicked in it, it like came up with this message that says like I have to install this extra like crack to like run it. Like shit like.  So I like followed the address it like gave me, and like it says like i like have to register to like download the program. So i went and like tried to like register. It liked asked me for my like bank account number and like password, to like verify like I'm a real person, so I like wrote it down.

Then I like downloaded the like program and like ran it. But then like it took like a while like and then my like computer just like shutdown. And I though like that must like be because like my Warcraft finished installing. So I like tried to like start it up again. But I like get the like black screen with like words on it, it says something like some like windows file is like corrupt. Like shit like.

So like then I like took it to like the computer shop, and like  the guy there like said like all my like software had been like destroyed by like a virus. Like fuck like. Like how did I ever like get a virus. Like fudge youckin lier. But then he like said he installed a new like windows for me, so it's all like cool. but then i like need to pay him, so I like went to the like atm machine, but it says like i had no like money. Like fuckin liar. I just like put in like $150 like yesterday. Like what a fuckin liar like. then I like punched the screen, and it broke like, and the cops like got me, and like said i have to pay this like fine.  Like what the fuck like it's it's fault, like not mine, like what the fuck, like fuckin liars. Like fuck like.

So like now the police like got me, and i have to pay for like the computer shop, and like some like fine. So like what should i like do? yeah, like can you like give me some like money?

(This post was last modified: 31/03/2008 11:16 PM by Assassinator.)

(This post was last modified: 31/03/2008 06:28 PM by osnap1584.)

I here there's advertisements on the internet that give 100,000,000,000 dollars, try there for money

osnap1584 Wrote:get off warcraft and enjoy the online sensation of halflife.

pwned

you should sell your liver for 1000$$

Sparker Wrote:I here there's advertisements on the internet that give 100,000,000,000 dollars, try there for money

Like great idea. but like it said like I have to pay like $100 dollars like first to like win, so like yeah, I'm going to like try to like sell my soul on ebay, like Diego said I like should do to get the like $100, or maybe sell my like liver for like $1000.

(This post was last modified: 31/03/2008 06:37 PM by Assassinator.)

osnap1584 Wrote:get off warcraft and enjoy the online sensation of halflife.

Ah, but like the Warcraft download is like only 28,345bytes. The smallest one for like Halflife like I can find is like 35,836bytes. So like obviously Warcraft is like better.

Tetris999 Wrote:you should sell your liver for 1000$$

But last time I sold my liver i only got $100. Like i got like ripped off. Like what the fuck, Like fuckin liers. Like fuck like.

diego Wrote:Sell your soul on eBay.

i only got 5 bucks and some crappy sponges