bootpsp Wrote:i am bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

does any1 know a joke.?????? and it is not me.

q: you're having sex with 2 women and another walks in. what do you get?
a: divorce proceedings most likely.

two genies have jus hung a guy. one says to the other, "I can uderstand why he wanted a mansion and loads of money, and a load of girls to fudge, but i can't understand why he wanted to be well hung...

one night a kid has a dream where a crow comes to him and says "your grandma's gonna die!". next day he tells his dad. his dad just says it's a dream and not to worry. that day the kids grandma dies. next night the kid has the same dream except the crow says "your grandpa's gonna die!". so the kid tells his dad and this time his dad's a bit worried. that day his grandpa dies. the next night the crow comes to the kid again in his dream and says "your daddy's gonna die!". so the kid tells his dad and naturally his dad is spooning himself all day. he locks himself in his office at work all day to avoid being killed. at midnight he decides he must have escaped his death so he goes home. when he gets home his wife says "you look like you've had a terrible day at the office." dad:"yeah horrible it was." mum:"yeah well you think your day was bad! this morning the milkman dropped dead on the proch!"