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What do you do with excess sperm?
If you're like eku, you would be fapping a lot.
Problem is, there's often some byproduct of this process.

The thread here is to discuss what you do (or would like to do) with this byproduct.
Some ideas:
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(23/11/2011 07:43 PM)1-R Wrote:  Wasting sperm is a crime.
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Use it as coffee creamer of course.
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
I don't why you pointed me out in particular, maybe it's because I do tend to fap a lot. But I still don't like other people pointing it out!!

But I would go with the first option.

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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
(23/11/2011 10:15 PM)eKusoshisut0 Wrote:  I don't why you pointed me out in particular, maybe it's because I do tend to fap a lot. But I still don't like other people pointing it out!!

But I would go with the first option.

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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
There should be no excess.  Not if it's rubbed in to her face properly.

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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Store it in a bottle and...

...oh wait.

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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Sell it >.<
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Me having an obsession for jap skin and all things loli
I am more "experienced" with this stuff

Rule 1
NEVER USE A SOCK (unless it's an emergency) your cum erodez the material, leaves stains and makes your room stink if not washed the next day

Rule 2
do it at night NEVER do it in the day
If you can do it when showering for easy cleanup

rule 3
HAVE hershey kisses AVAILIBLE a cheap portable device that can play video or gril moanz can go a long way

Good cum jarz from best to average (stink, mess and comfort taken in mind)
1 - A small photo canisterz / with its wide mouth and plastic top its quiet, leak proof, reusable and keeps smellz inside a concealable size
2 - an Altoids mint case / leave 1 mint inside for freshness and its leak proof and reusable inside a concealable size
3 - a plasic soda bottle (NEVER USE TWICE) / hides smell and leaks but no comfort found in its small openingz and the size is too big to hide.
4 - good old toilet paperz good for only one use it is the classic choice for fapperz to contain spillz but the smell still remains the next day (have 1 for the relese and 1 for wipe)

BAD cum jars
The floor it stains and smells bad after frequent usez
burger cases - it leaks through cardboardz
metal soda canz - one bad move and its on the floor + it stinks the next day and there is no comfort in metal objectz
paper bookz - it seeps through at night

I know alot more interesting stuff like places to see real hour length jap hershey kisses movies for free but I don't want to get in trouble so ill end my little class here :3

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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
(23/11/2011 10:15 PM)eKusoshisut0 Wrote:  I don't why you pointed me out in particular, maybe it's because I do tend to fap a lot.
http://endlessparadigm.com/forum/showthr...#pid406249
http://endlessparadigm.com/forum/showthr...#pid406145

You evidently have a lot to cover a big thread.
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RE: What do you do with excess sperm?
Oh whatever!



* eKusoshisut0 goes back to fapping

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