You've most probably have had experienced one.  Yes, those teachers that love to drone on in this monotonous voice that is probably the most effective lullaby you've ever had.
Now these teachers are probably not that good at eliciting excitement, so if wee are to help them, wee need to come up with simple to follow examples.

Which of the options in the poll do you think would always keep the students listening?

Here's a bit of an explanation of them (using a maths class as an example - you can't get more boring than maths can you?):

• Speak like Microsoft Sam - or basically get MS Sam to do the talking
  
• Sports-commentator style - Ooh, here comes the final step, the final step.  Subtracting the two numbers is gonna get us there.  Oh, and it's a 9!  A 4!  And wee're closing in!  Wee better not miss the mark here!  The numbers are rolling in!!  Oh and WEE GOT THE ANSWER!  ...What a calculation!!
  
• Alluring voice - Say, I know you guys like algeBRA don't you?  Yeah, it's time for it again... (okay stuff that, you imagine the rest)
  
• Rap - use your imagination
  
• Barney Sing-a-long - Hey kids!  Let's do some algebra today!  Sing along and join the fun!!  Urhurgh.  X to the pow-er of five is ...
  
• Asian accent with lots of swearing - O yeaah?  Yoo farkwitts want to farking do ow-gee-bwa?  Cause al-gee-bwa is the chocolateman.  It getchoo fudgeing good job ya.
  
• Drunk - so yeah, wee're doing algebra.  Hahaha, algebra.  Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.  That's so funny.  Who the hell made up that name?
  
• Crazy warehouse guy (reference to the Chaser) - just look at the range of options wee have!  Subtraction, addition, reverse exponentiation!  There's just so many and I absolutely must finish this lesson by midnight tonight, that's midnight tonight!...
  

Or suggest your own!

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(This post was last modified: 15/11/2009 10:27 PM by lembas.)