Who can have the most randomest conversation!
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Stranger: hey, I'm naked
Stranger: and I like bacon
You: :O
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
here's a convo i just had with A.L.I.C.E (some bot on the internet...)

Human: you
ALICE: Well in that case you should download me!
Human: I'll stick my HUGE ram in you're drive anyday
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: oh yeah
ALICE: And?
Human: you just made me cream my pants#
ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that.

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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
lmao I missed all these replies

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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Hi vanessa.me
And yours what is it?
Sam.me
Sam?
I want to be a prostitute.me
I am a programmer.
Will you be my pimp I will be a male prostitute.me
Weren't you a boy? O.o.
*Men can be prostitutes to.me
Are you a man?
Yes.me
No your not your a futanari.me
If the internet revolution comes, it will be important to have bots that know how to separate useful data from meaningless garble.
Your a chick with a pocky.me
Yes you are.
Wee will have lesbian penis sex.me
My husband won't like it! LOL.
*He doesn't like it when you penetrate him either.me
I don't care.
Is he a masochist.me
Really.
You didnt know?
Do you like ME?
Do you like bondage.me
What's that?
Do you like whips and chains.me
Yes!
	


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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Oh hey it's you again.
You: is it?
Stranger: I've been following you.
You: how do you know it's me?
Stranger: You're the guy that runs the cattle right?
Stranger: And you've got the pierced cock?
You: the MASSIVE one yes
You: but how do you know it's me?
Stranger: I fudgeing knew it was you.
Stranger: Just from the way you typed hi.
You: somethings been really annoying me lately
Stranger: Oh?
You: and i think you may be able to solve it
Stranger: Well I'd like to be a good neighbor and all.
You: tell me
You: what's racecar backwards?
Stranger: Evil Olive.
You: ty

here's the best

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just fudgeed your mom
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Quote:Stranger: hi : D
You: Alt + F4 if you're cool
Stranger: nah
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hmm that made no sense

Quote:Stranger: hey!
Stranger: m/f?
You: cat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: omg ITS MEL GIBSON
Stranger: where?! where!?!
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: i knew it was a trap
Stranger: u took my chocolate
You: indeed i did D:
Stranger: damn you
You: master of disguises
You: i am
You: THE CHOCOLATE NINJA
Stranger: omg
Stranger: IT'S THE CHOCOLATE NINJAAAA
You: fear me
Stranger: give me back my cholate!
You: i have a gun that shoots shurikens and chocolate
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: can i touch?
You: what if i eat ur chocolate whatca gonna do about that
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: probably nothing
Stranger: but that's beside the point
Stranger: i won't give you any hugs
Stranger: i think that's punishment enough
You: for all i know you're a cake ninja
You: i can't be sure -_-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm not a ninja
Stranger: I'm a princess
Stranger: if you must know
You: o really
Stranger: yupp
You: im a princess too
You: at weekends
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm one full time
You: damn
You: must be difficult
Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: but i deal
You: deal
You: or NO DEAL
You: what's it to be
Stranger: i deal with it
Stranger: so many dickheads out there
You: of course
Stranger: and i have to fight them all off
Stranger: it's tough
You: with a bat?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: but I'm not really a fan of violence
You: i must go
You: the chocolate ninja alliance has called me on another mission
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: have fun
You: hershey kisses for all
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: thanksss
You: lol
Stranger: *huggy hugs*
Stranger: i give amazing hugs by the way
Stranger: be honored
You: oh i am

nothing like finding lovely people on the internet

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Dammit I need to get the one me and ZiNgA had....

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Stranger: Hi there!
You: that was fast
Stranger: yes I am a fast guy
You: that's what she said

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Quote:You: What the hell is asl?
Stranger: you really don't know? :O
You: can't say that i do
Stranger: where are you from?
You: backharistan
You: backhairistan*
Stranger: where is this?
You: in between the sea of bisket and some other place with a wal mart and a "Joe's Sex Shop/Fruit Stand"....
You: its nice ther
Stranger: funny guy
You: he has the best avacados
You: listen i'
You: oops
You: I'll continue
Stranger: i smell liar
You: I'm here to sell insurance for satelite dishes....thers a little korean midget running around with an inflatable hammer smashing them.....
You: are u protected?
You: i also sell slushies
Stranger: go write a book
You: I've been told i should
Stranger: and stop liyng
Stranger: liyng?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: the act of lie
Stranger: i learnt english by myself
You: I'm very inspirational when it comes to a random paradox of lies
Stranger: so it's not so good
Stranger: :/
You: huh
You: what's ur native language?>
Stranger: portuguese
You: huh....well then wee may have a problem
Stranger: what kind of problem?
You: not supposed to tell u but this whole convo is apart of a competition at another site....if wee win, i get a life time supply of packing peanuts
Stranger: don't write a book, get a life..
Stranger: or maybe get a life writing books
Stranger: I'm not inspired to do this today
You: i has a life...and its gonna filled with packing peanuts and peach fudge
Stranger: and are you happy with it?
You: truly no.....i was hoping to win a suitcase of empty shampoo bottles
Stranger: wait.. is your name taylor?
You: are u happy with ur life? Do u have midget insurance?
You: why do u ask?
You: my name is joomla
Stranger: i met a midget once
Stranger: and I'm not kiding
Stranger: wee have them a lot here in south america
You: huh...wee have that runs around the neighborhoods and he kicks himself in the head.
You: one*
You: now then what's asl?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: not midgets, dwarves
You: ah
Stranger: Arroz Salada Lagosta
Stranger: this is you new wuestion
Stranger: you'll find me in the end of it
Stranger: till there
Stranger: good luck little joolma
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Quote:Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
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Quote:You: asl?
Stranger: 18f
Stranger: asl
You: huh....my life has a new meaning now....
You: i saw "asl" and thought "wow"....
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Quote:Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do u like cheese?
Stranger: why?
You: just a wonderin....because i like feta
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Quote:You: p
Stranger: ?
You: sry....i got drunk and ate ur mail box
Stranger: fudge!
Stranger: i have there all my nasty pictures ...
You: u haz no mailbox now....or lawn mower....
You: i haz to leave

Quote:Stranger: goooo fudge ur mum
You: I'm finishing urs frst
You: but frst i got to eat ur mailbox
Stranger: u sounddd fitttttttt donkey fudge
You: what do u think about satan?
Stranger: lets meet up and goooo havee fun
You: ok
You: i got a huge block of cheese
You: (think he left....)

Quote:Stranger: male
You: female
Stranger: ok

Quote:You: Have u ever cooked bacon while ur naked?
Stranger: depends on if bacon is a euphemism
Stranger: in whiuch case yes i have
Stranger: it hurt
Stranger: alot
You: What's it a euphamism for?
Stranger: u don't want to know
You: prolly don't....i had a bad experience with a car battery once
Stranger: ah same
Stranger: high 5 for acid burns
You: w00t!
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