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A for Apple, B for ___
You've probably been on the phone, and spelling out your weird name (if you have one) to the other person on the end, eg "A for apple, L for length, E for escape, X for xylophone).
Well, those are boring, so I've tried to come up with a more interesting list (use on those people that are annoying - eg marketers).

For maximum effect, speak it out in a calm, and slightly alluring tone:

A for adulterine
B for bouncy
C for cleavage
D for douchebag
E for errect
F for fallus (actually spelt phallus; if they get it, use "fantasy")
G for gynecology
H for hard
I for insert
J for jumbo size
K for kinky
L for lubericant
M for moist
N for naked
O for orifice
P for penetrate
Q for queer
R for reproduction
S for sixty-nine
T for tickle
U for underwear
V for virgin
W for wet
X for xenophilia
Y for young
Z for zygote

Suggestions welcome.
04/07/2008 01:54 AM
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L for loli
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P for pervert
E for ecchi
H for hentai
W for Waru

P erfectly
A wesome
N aturally
T easing
S triped
U nderwear
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I don't think your average telemarketer would know those terms...
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A for Apple B for Ball.......
I don't know how this ends but u are a pervert
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A- asshole
B- bastard
C- cunt
D- dickface
E- enema
F- fetish
G- gimp
H- ho'
I- illicit
J- jizz - slang for spunk by the way
K- kinky
L- lick-out
M- MILF
N- nympho
O- oral
P- piss
Q- queer
R- ramming
S- sodomy
T- tits
U- ur-anus
V- vaseline
W- wanker
X-
Y-
Z- zoophilia
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H- ho' ^^
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A for awesome
B for bukkake
C for carnage
D for Diablo II
E for epic
F for fail
G for genome
H for high
I for idiot
J for joder (f**k in spanish)
K for Kalomira
L for lawl
M for mixtape
N for nuub
O for obscure
P for pettan
Q for question
R for raidfag
S for sage
T for toon
U for uber
V for Vietnam
W for weird
X for xylophone
Y for yeah
Z for zinga burga
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i think mine could probably get you arrested..... use it only on super assholes and make sure you have your number blocked.......
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