MehHakker Wrote:

UncertainGod Wrote:Also for the last time, what you refer to as pasta is an attack on my God by the Christian church.

It's offensive to me.

But the fact is UG the religion is called Pastafarianism.

mime Wrote:I honestly don't understand how on earth people call that a religion?

Wikipedia: *facts about the flying Monster*

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily.


The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.[25] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.


The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen",


"global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s


consider pirates to be absolute divine beings

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.


Also I learnt that wee share more DNA with a pirate than a Monkey.


I'll say something, This religion will die out one day and will be seen as the Religion Joke of the century..   I just posting some facts so others will read and learn. I didnt know any of this until now. So don't get ofended whoever workship pirates and pasta with meatballs