Poll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause George Bush was on his side of the road.
It was stuck to the chicken who wanted to get to the other side.
It was pressured by all these "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes to see what it was like.
It saw a car comming, so it thought it would try reverse psychology on itself.
It didn't cross the road. The event you see is really a projection of the space-time continuum...
It was lost.
The chicken is strangely sexual.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tell me please.
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bugger the turtle?
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Imo don't know,.. i do know i like "Cow & Chicken" !! lol

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oh, a pole. It had to be peer pressure.
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UncertainGod Wrote:oh, a pole. It had to be peer pressure.

Same as

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My reason is not on the list.
The reason the chicken crossed the road was because it was doing what other animals do (or at least what I think they) by just moving randomly because they go nothing better to do and the chicken was no aware that he was walking a cross a road in which is not specified on what kind of road he was crossing.

and there's my reason to be your reason.

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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
@sparker your reason = "It was pressured by all these "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes to see what it was like."

Why, because it was "doing what the other animals do" = peer pressure :D
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RE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
They ask, because the chicken DOES cross the road!

They never ask, "Why the squirrel cross the road?" because the squirrel always goes SPLAT when crossing!

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If squirrels go splat, what happened to UncertainGod's turtle?
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