granted but you get arrested by the FBI

I wish I passed Filipino class.

Granted but they found out that you cheated and she gave you an F- instead (im filipino!)

I wish my internet was lightning fast

granted but then it was so fast that u never got a chance to see the page resulting u never coming back to EP resulting ur death...

i wish i wasn't in any pain right now and i was surrounded by beautiful, sexy, horny, spanish models (women) who all wanted to have endless fun with me and i would never get tired or exhausted, either would they, and everybody would like me aswell :D

granted, but you die right before they go to have sex with you


I wish my i had a new 4GB memorystick

Granted but it broke, lol

I wish that 1+1=11

granted but it messes up everything involved with math and everyone hates you now. . .

I wish i had a ipod touch.

granted but your monitor blows up.

I wish I had a better pc. . .

granted but its on fire


I wish...for....a puppy

eah, that'll do