ggranted, but then everyone would be on 1.5/custom firmware - be playing downloaded iso's so game companies go broke and no more games are ever made.
i wish that windows became freeware.

granted
n then all the winows pcs get serious bugs n microsoft will not release patches
n then linux will also start to die
i wish that the  psp should have a mobile phone mod

granted, and you look like a douche using it.

i wish women weren't so naturally manipulative.

granted, but it blows up your psp , then sets your house then your street on fire !!

wish i had a

granted, but actually, it only looks like it got fixed, actually, it just got more screwed, and when u inserted a UMD disk, it broke it in half, and that UMD was one u borrowed from a friend, who borrowed it off a mafia drug dealer, who is now going to kick ur donkey.


i wish... the school gave me unlimited download quota

granted, but they would find a way to watermark everything with virtual rfid tags and the fbi would trace you down and the riaa/mpaa etc would sue you for  millions and you would be their slave for the rest of your life

I wish I was better at french

granted. But then you become too good, and you can't speak English anymore.

I wish Heroes episode 22 would come already..

granted but however before you can watch it your computer blows up (or whatever you watch it on)

i wish that... i could wish of a good wish to think of

granted. But when you wish it, someone corrupts it really good.


I wish I had my own hotdog stand.

granted.

But one day someone launches a RPG at it and you die.

I wish I could wish upon a star