granted, but ninjas come and kill you.

i wish i was a ninja...

granted!


but you're a pooch!


I wish I had a million bucks...

funnybutrandom Wrote:granted, but you loose it all in a ninja poodle fighting bet



i wish i could chop the next posters head off with a CDRW

granted.. but you don't know me so you chop your hand off with it..

i wish i had a better internet speed

granted... but you end up paying $ 100000000000 as you have 1MB download limit.

I wish Halo was real! and I was Master Chief!

Granted but you were killed right as you spawned.

I wish  . . .. .  Uh. . . . . .RIKKU!

granted but she died D:

I wish i could be immortal :/

You live really old and in pain for the rest of forever

I wish for nothing to consume the current reality.

Your wish is granted, your life sucks |

I wish i could think of the perfect uncorruptible wish

You failed to think of one. You corrupted your own wish.

I wish that I had real usable flying angel-like wings on my back.

Slushba132 Wrote:You failed to think of one. You corrupted your own wish.

I wish that I had real usable flying angel-like wings on my back.

granted, they got stuck at a electricity wire, you were electrocuted.

I wish i would win today.