MaDc0w Wrote:#0000
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
#0001
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent
of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever
the fudge he wants.

...etc...

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless
Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is
most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#0097
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops
between the eye.
#0098
Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right
foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
#END



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